Samantha: Do you have any girl comics? Like ' Bonnie Craine, Girl Attorney', ' Punkin & Dunkin, The Twinkle Twins', or ' Lil' Kneesocks'? Bart: No, but my sister's got a wide selection of crappy comics. Edna: It'll take you about six weeks, dear. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to.but I'm not. He came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force. Samantha: We just moved here from Phoenix. I'll be grading you on grammar and poise. Edna: So, why don't you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself. how embarrassing for you.Įdna: I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.

Please say a big elementary school hello to Samantha Stinky! Samantha: Stanky. Skinner: Now it's never easy to come to a new school, so let's make her feel right at home. Do you want to get him the stop smoking, lose weight, learn all your state capitals or hostage negotiation? Homer: OK Sabri, listen up! We are ignoring all your demands! Now what do you have to say about that? Marge: Just the lose weight, please. Monroe's subliminal tapes for my husband. Marge: Lisa, what is the number for the order line? Marge: Hello, I would like to get one of Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes could help Dad lower his body fat. Supposedly, writer, John Swartzwelder stops by the sub.Lisa: Mom, Dr.We also won't let you shill the Eddie Stobart trucking company.

We no longer will allow you all to shill the MALK company's products and now remove them.

So some political posts are allowed, but if you're completely changing a quote/image just for political reasons it can be removed.

The Simpsons has always had politics within the show.

Simpsons Did It) but no full on re-purposing of quotes to talk about unrelated topics. No rewriting quotes to talk about things not relating to the Simpsons.

No meme templates talking about things not relating to the Simpsons.Hate that it has to be said, but personal attacks, racism, slurs, etc are not allowed and will lead to a ban.Please use spoiler tags when necessary: (/spoiler), ex: X Kills Y.Pay close attention to the rules & guidelines.Note: The Simpsons have made fun of politics pretty much since its inception and there will be political posts from time to time because of that.

(Images, videos, quotes, news, articles, thoughts, trivia, etc.) Everything related to The Simpsons! Check out /r/SimpsonsShitposting if that's your thing.

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